When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
ONE SICK LOVE STORY
ONE SICK LOVE STORY?!
ONE SICK LOVE STORY?!?!??!?!
WHO THE FUCK THOUGH IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO WRITE “ONE SICK LOVE STORY?!?!?!??!?”
probably john green
That awkward moment when the king of hell has more integrity than you.
That awkward moment when the King Of Hell has more integrity than most angels.
That awkward moment when the King of Hell has more integrity than most everyone.
The fact that there are bugs that look like leaves and eels with electricity and frogs that ooze out crazy psychedelic poison makes me soo mad like humans don’t have shit ooo my big brain whoopee where’s my fucking night vision or my wings to fly with what the shit evolution u blew it buddy
we have opposable thumbs
Are you fucking kidding me.
I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU-
There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust each other this much.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE GUY IN THE BACK THAT HAS A FUCKING WOMAN ON HIS HEAD AND HE STANDS UP WITHOUT HER FALLING LIKE ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT
do you ever just turn your candy canes into prison shanks like…
Perfect for killing my enemies with a little holiday flair
i think they mean the most cool